YWFT Liana

Like Dr. Seuss re-designing the DNA strand from the giant Oobleck ponds of heaven, YWFT Liana spills out and over your dingbat needs like so much kinky plumbing. Looking like pasta with the pox, YWFT Liana takes all of your needs for hallucinogenic truth and paints a barber pole of chuckles right on your third eye. If Tim Burton's pineal gland wanted to win a race against Meatwad and Stimpy, it would be sure to paint its schooner with YWFT Liana. This monster contains 107 super-kinky glyphs for maximum fungal growth. Tack it on at the end, squirt it generously over the beginning, or hang it around your project like ornaments on the Christmas tree on Ken Kesey's bus. Far out, man.